"Mario Kart no Uta"
(The Song of Losing at Mario Kart)
[Verse 1]
Rēsu hajimatta, zenin ganbatte,
Kuroi Yoshi, "I’m the best!", matte!
Blue Shell ga kimi wo korosu,
Ah, sore wa boku no shinjitsu!
[Chorus]
Aah, Blue Shell! Tōku kara!
Wakaruyo, I'm done for, saa!
Banana peel, boku wa sukeru,
Kore wa chōyami! (It's too much!)
[Verse 2]
Red Shell, tomatta! Nooooo!
Piranha Plant, mouth ga akete,
Kekkyoku, boku wa make,
Minna, zen’in warau! (Everyone laughs!)
[Chorus]
Aah, Blue Shell! Tōku kara!
Wakaruyo, I'm done for, saa!
Banana peel, boku wa sukeru,
Kore wa chōyami!
[Outro]
Yatta, makemashita! Ahahaha!
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